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yet another clown that doesn’t make me laugh.

  • April 21st, 2010
  • Posted in animal shoes . lonely housewives . shoes for clowns . ugly shoes

so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms.  it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey.  or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox.  i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were [ READ MORE ]

lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in hockey (a short story by crystal bee)

  • August 18th, 2009
  • Posted in lonely housewives . ugly shoes

“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.” [ READ MORE ]

lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in basketball

  • August 2nd, 2009
  • Posted in lonely housewives . shoes for sluts . ugly shoes

his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are securely buckled into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs. [ READ MORE ]

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