Archive for the ‘ frumpy shoes ’ Category
i guess grandma got her groove back. but what dollhouse has forgotten, is that when grandma gets her groove back, no one wants to see it or know about it. shit just ain’t fit. plus grandpa would roll over in his grave. or worse, shakily aim a rifle at a young hustler who’s just trying [ READ MORE ]
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
ooooookay. so apparently christian louboutin has abandoned his roots and a very successful history of super hot stiletto makery to roll this shit off the presses for fall 2010. the shoes are so boring they almost don’t exist. it’s like i’m looking at nothing. i mean, a shoe in leopard print that has elastic AND a mere [ READ MORE ]
cacharel has created these, if i may be so uncreative, super stupid boots for spring 2010. a boot one thinks they need but cannot afford, and once they can afford it, they no longer need. probably due to improved taste and increased options. though they would look great filled with flowers in babs’s guest room. right [ READ MORE ]
nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease. this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack. 30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age. i guess it might be hot in [ READ MORE ]
you know what bothers me the most? it’s the contrast piping. as though it makes a god damn difference. because once someone sees the potato shape and dull shine of the jersey-like material they’re not going to forgive the wearer for sporting a little bit of color contrast. “hey, at least my shoes have got a little bit of style.” <—wishful thinking by old people and that seam-ingly [ READ MORE ]
hole. lee. shit. there is no fucking excuse for this shit. there are people in the world who don’t know how to dress themselves. creations like this are cruel. this is a credit card offer in the mail. this is a pyramid scheme. this has no purpose in the world other than to con the retarded out [ READ MORE ]
i’m totally hardcore, it’s just sometimes i need to run down the street to grab some cottage cheese and pineapple from zupan’s. i rock out like the best of them for sure but… after a hard night of partying i like to pop a couple doan’s back relief pills and shuffle around the house in a [ READ MORE ]
“crystal, why can’t i wear these? not even to work? you know, with my banana slacks?” “no.” “why not?” “because 1,000 babies will die.” “what? but i like the toe. it looks professional.” “do you like the blade heel?” “the what? is that what it’s called? well i suppose i-” “shut the FUCK up. SHUT! the FUCK! UP! you’re taking a shit on personal [ READ MORE ]
for those of you who thought the christian louboutin for phillip lim line for Fall 2009 meant a meeting of great fashion minded minds, think again. the shoe pictured above, resembling a slide of irregular cells taken from a pap smear, clearly shows that louboutin is angry with phillip lim. louboutin was quoted as saying, “i was at my [ READ MORE ]