spring and summer 2010 is upon us.  and what has chanel brought us – more fall pumps.  like they always do.  yeah we’ll throw some confetti and blow a kazoo.  but we all know what’s coming.  a lot of ornate hardware and way too many fasteners.  every fucking year chanel.  in the photo above, it looks like a tiny parasitic laura bush is attached to the model’s foot.  oh, and i heard if you spend over $10,000 at the chanel store this year they’ll put a complimentary chastity belt on your eldest daughter’s hoo ha that only comes off with the swipe of a black credit card and a good family name.

other than a lesbian wedding or landing a sweet part in taco ockerse’s “putting on the ritz” video, i’m not sure when or where these shoes might come in handy.  but maybe if you did find an occasion you could just rent them instead having to buy them outright.

honestly, i feel more like giving these shoes my drink order rather than putting them on my feet.  if i did put them on my feet i would take very small steps everywhere i went and every so often i would belt out a hearty “well hellooooooooo”.

(shoe submission by kim lane)