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bruno frisoni thinks basic science doesn’t apply to his designs.

  • June 10th, 2010
  • Posted in architecturally unsound shoes . confusing shoes . expose blog . poorly made shoes . ugly shoes

since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function.  this is a shoe.  what are shoes for? 1.  walking 2.  keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]

i’m short. boo hoo.

  • March 16th, 2010
  • Posted in expose blog . mens shoes . ugly shoes

bugarri shoes have created an entire line of men and women’s shoes that have hidden lifted insoles so the person wearing them can seem up to four inches taller than they really are.  these short people, otherwise known as liars, walk amongst us as though they were one to four inches taller than they really are.  we’ve no way to [ READ MORE ]

******************RUMORS TO REST******************

  • December 20th, 2009
  • Posted in babs . blog updates . crystal bee . expose blog

it has recently come to my attention, that there is rumor floating around my family.  a rumor of the most untrue sort!  the rumor being that i bought my father *coughs, looks downward* i don’t know how to say this but, well, they’re saying i bought my father crocs.  and i don’t know who started [ READ MORE ]

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