Archive for the ‘ expose blog ’ Category
facebook continues to imitate life. why am i starting to feel like R.J. MacReady in John Carpenter’s The Thing? oh wait i know. because i’m starting to think a parasitic alien life form named facebook attacked and then assimilated all my friends and turned them into asinine streams of 11 word sentences that only LOOK like my friends. [ READ MORE ]
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
bugarri shoes have created an entire line of men and women’s shoes that have hidden lifted insoles so the person wearing them can seem up to four inches taller than they really are. these short people, otherwise known as liars, walk amongst us as though they were one to four inches taller than they really are. we’ve no way to [ READ MORE ]
it has recently come to my attention, that there is rumor floating around my family. a rumor of the most untrue sort! the rumor being that i bought my father *coughs, looks downward* i don’t know how to say this but, well, they’re saying i bought my father crocs. and i don’t know who started [ READ MORE ]