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this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
alexander mcqueen pulls out all the stops or something with this sequin covered ultra-platform boot for fall. though standard sizes remain motionless in stockrooms across the world, sizes 13 and up are already on backorder. he is quoted as saying, “i’m british, see?” [ READ MORE ]