Archive for the ‘ dangerous shoes ’ Category
facebook continues to imitate life. why am i starting to feel like R.J. MacReady in John Carpenter’s The Thing? oh wait i know. because i’m starting to think a parasitic alien life form named facebook attacked and then assimilated all my friends and turned them into asinine streams of 11 word sentences that only LOOK like my friends. [ READ MORE ]
BLEEDING WITH SARCASM –> somewhere between x-men fanatics and furries is apparently a customer base large enough to support this. <– BLEEDING WITH SARCASM for some reason when i look at these shoes i imagine the person wearing them is an emotionally stunted 40 year old man in an old ratty Garfield t-shirt too short for his chili [ READ MORE ]
this shoe super bugs. but i have to say, if portland were a shoe it would most definitely be a wooden rollerskate clog unnecessarily adorned with feathers and a brocade border. this shoe is probably skating down alberta street right now on the feet of a man wearing large black jnco-esque jeans with flames patched onto them and a lot [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
viktor and rolf’s father, a famous cast iron waffle iron maker, dreamed one day his sons would take over the family business. his sons dreamed of careers in fashion design and a life bigger than a small town economically supported by waffle iron makery could afford. so one day they left. they became very successful [ READ MORE ]
i think all old nasty cougs should be marked with this symbol. why should they be marked? for the safety of your friend’s and family’s sons. especially those who are employed as pool boys, gardeners, and plumbers. they deserve to hear a metaphorical gunshot before they’re hit (up) by a predatory old hag who spends [ READ MORE ]
death+pirates+beauty=alexander mcqueen’s fall 2010 skull boots. these boots make a dying pale skinned sailor with spongy bloody gums, dry hair and spotted skin look good enough to eat. cock of the walk those sailors. who needs lemons when you have these boots? (p.s. pirates do) now here’s a short monologue i wrote about a player trying [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]