Archive for the ‘ confusing shoes ’ Category
almost there sweetheart. and by sweetheart of course i mean dirty lazy bitch. i say, if you’re not going to muster up the ingenuity to invent a quicker and easier shoe fastener then you best fall in line and get to bucklin’. you’re not above it. no one is. although i do enjoy the imagery of [ READ MORE ]
finally a shoe dressed like a vegas-lovin’ grandmother, complete with poker visor. but forever incomplete, because of its lack of a shrieky shaky voice and the ability to taunt someone with a single m&m as though it were made of pure unadulterated GOLD. heart you vegas grams. [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing [ READ MORE ]
because it’s so difficult to actually put socks on. and also because red mary janes shoes really go with tall basketball socks. because those items should be paired together. i know. let’s make it permanent. and rubber. (shoe suggestion by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
very funny antonio. NOW WHERE ARE THEY? [ READ MORE ]
a product arises. the inventor? karl lee, formerly a doctor with Oregon Health and Science University in Portland, Oregon. his reasoning? until this interview, largely unclear. lee states, “i wanted to make something for the buffy summers of the world. a product for those unsung vampire killing soldiers of the night, who aren’t satisfied with being able [ READ MORE ]
so the artist iris schieferstein is apparently trying to express that taxidermy, and the violence that goes with it, is ironic because the animal lives on forever through its death/shortened life??? whatever it is, you’ve really got to check this out. the bitch is obviously crazy. i am imagining she gets super fucked up on drugs [ READ MORE ]
one of my favorite things about a boot is how a continuous and solid piece of leather spans from my toes to the bottom of my kneecap. *stares blankly for inordinately long period of time* this is the febe boot by dirty laundry. so. *shorter pause* what’s the story here? are these guys trying to capture but not release [ READ MORE ]
yeah i might like these. if they were filled with crab meat and deep fried. which by the way, they are not. i also might like these if i were a sexy lego character showing off my canklighs. [ READ MORE ]