Archive for the ‘ confusing shoes ’ Category
the anti-semitic jack sparrow wannabe known as John Galliano decided to pinocchio a corsage into a shoe by giving it a sole… that Galliano sure does love to shoe pinocchio. he does not however, love Jiminy Cricket, or any other form a conscience may take….zing! [ READ MORE ]
these look like something a brazilian elf would wear as he delivers innumerable ball in a cup games to poor children at brazilian christmas. they have that, right? elves and christmas and shit? well, christmas for sure. i don’t know about elves. not sure elves have spread that far south. great now i’m blogging about [ READ MORE ]
i have ended all online applications other than my blog as of a couple weeks ago. which means i no longer have a facebook, twitter or myspace page. and bills shoes booze no longer has a facebook page either. and in case you were wondering, i love it! i’m an addict and in the end i just had [ READ MORE ]
you know your man still thinks of you as a sexual entity when he buys you these sexy grandpa slippers with attached broom and dustpan. because there’s nothing sexier than looking like a hunchback with flat arches shuffling across the floor that gave you wrinkles and grey hair to buy. not to mention the incessant banging noise that [ READ MORE ]
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
as if women don’t talk enough. now their very shoes need to become fragments of words and sentences thrown together in a jumble that holds as much value and meaning as their seemingly incessant chitter chatter. IE NONE. plus what’s up with the super groovy font? is this my 8th grade binder? am i right fellas? [ READ MORE ]
velcro miu miu? really? these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once. and they look a fool doing it. a fool i tell you! god i just can’t get over that velcro. did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?” or maybe, [ READ MORE ]
i like it how the designer, sarajevo belma arnautovic, specifies that these “dreamland inspired lolice shoes” were made to carry candy. only candy. as though no other objects could be carried by the shoes. so don’t you dare put baseball cards, moonpies or penny whistles in these shoes. they’re made for FUCKING candy ya hear? [ READ MORE ]
these shoes are made of a meltdown of blue, white, and green strips of leather, laser-compressed into a striated amalgam that looks, as balenciaga designer nicolas ghesquière joked, “like play-doh.” the shoes appear in the 2010 spring/summer line, though i haven’t seen them actually available for sale anywhere yet. wonder why. my number one guess [ READ MORE ]
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about having someone get paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat [ READ MORE ]