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this shoe super bugs. but i have to say, if portland were a shoe it would most definitely be a wooden rollerskate clog unnecessarily adorned with feathers and a brocade border. this shoe is probably skating down alberta street right now on the feet of a man wearing large black jnco-esque jeans with flames patched onto them and a lot [ READ MORE ]
a guy walks down the street in a long sleeved henley with a button up hawaiian shirt over it. his hands are tucked into the pockets of the raggiest jeans ever that are so out of date (levi’s pipeleg silvertabs or something) they must be his older brother’s. he throws me a nod and tells me, “nice [ READ MORE ]
“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you. yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon. you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]
louis vuitton has made a heel resembling that of dumbledore’s beard. [ READ MORE ]
i’m totally hardcore, it’s just sometimes i need to run down the street to grab some cottage cheese and pineapple from zupan’s. i rock out like the best of them for sure but… after a hard night of partying i like to pop a couple doan’s back relief pills and shuffle around the house in a [ READ MORE ]
older sister: you’re going out with a leprechaun dressed like that? franny: what, you don’t think he’ll be like, all thinking i’m all like, “oh i’m gold” and shit do you? older sister: he’s a leprechaun! they’re all the same! they have one thing on their minds franny! one! thing! franny: [whispers] gold. (shoe submission by keri chang) [ READ MORE ]
“so there i was. thinking i had really spruced up my l.e.i.s with these flip flops and a shapeless top that ties in the back. then i read this article, you know, the one about the ruffles,” whispers cristina easton. “the embarrassment just poured over me like cold water.” easton gives this confession after reading a new study [ READ MORE ]
“you know what? i’m tall,” says Patricia Herman. Patricia is 5 foot and 11 inches tall. “so when i saw these giraffe print rainboots at nordstroms i thought to myself, those are totally me. giraffes are tall. and i want everyone to know that i know i’m tall, and that i’m okay with it. i don’t [ READ MORE ]
i bet this shoe’s mother does not approve of that mohawk. i’ll bet his father would be so infuriated his mother hasn’t even brought herself to tell him yet. “god damnit,” she said furiously doing the dishes and slamming kitchen cupboards. then more quietly to herself, “god damnit he’s just a boy.” [ READ MORE ]
“baby do you know where my wallet is? hey where are my clean boxers? what do you mean the milk’s expired? that is not expired. no. it’s not. whatever i didn’t even wanna drink it anyways. don’t throw it out though. don’t. i’ll drink it. i’ll drink it later. where are you going? why? no [ READ MORE ]