thought you weren’t taking any calls lady gaga.  thought you were up in that club.  married to dance.  turns out no.  you’re in a subpar interview with a too hip couch sportin’ half lavender hair.  but i can see where the inspiration for the song came from.  what with a phone hat ‘n’ all.  i bet her prankster friends would call her during the interview and her head would ring and she would have to be like, “oh excuse me sorry i have to get this.  it’s probly my sister.  she’s pregnant.”  *covers giant phone with relatively small hand*  “hello?  seriously?  i’m in an interview you guys.  no.  i know.  I KNOW.  shutup you know they make me dress like this.  okay seriously i have to go.  sorry about that.”

that star looks real pointy.  this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection.  if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off.  and once the picture is taken what does the star do?  i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do.  it doesn’t collapse into a small nylon sack that you can slip under your seat at the grammys.  can she even sit down in that dress?  they should just put her up on a pole to keep hollywood crows away.

drumroll………

mariah carey.  what a fool.

first of all, dior?  what have you done?  and second of all, what celebrity is in support of this horrendous (lack of) fashion?

a.  jennifer lopez

b.  mariah carey

c.  sheryl crow

and the winner is……………

paris hilton.  this was not a  halloween costume, repeat, this was not a halloween costume.  but to support the guesses, she does have long thin legs and size 11 feet, making her lower body structure look much like a man’s.

spats?  who’s thats?

and the crazy lady is none other than……………..

the fabulous lady gaga.  diggin’ the lipstick personally.

this one might be a little easy.  tho worth posting for the absolutely insane boots. 

….guess!

love,
crystal bee.

Regretsy pick: Shoes of the Damned

Regretsy, for those of you aren’t addicted, is a site dedicated to finding the funny, ugly and disgusting highlights of crafty marketplace Etsy.

Not for the faint hearted, I’ve seen everything on here from a childbirth doll to poncho especially created for a chick (of the feathered variety).

These personalised converse shoes on the right are pretty grotesque though. They’re from AyinX’s store, who’s clearly a Twilight fan. It even promises ‘freebies’, which I’d hope to be a bag to go over your head and hide the shame..

You can buy these from the Etsy shop for $125.

Posted by Emma Cossey on December 24, 2009 10:00 AM

i’m seeing a star i would like to make see stars.  whoever it is, is wearing not skinny enough jeans and has an unhealthy appetite for astrology.

…who was it?

moonboot retardation belongs to…..

mischa barton….and her little dog too.  look how he hangs back in shame.