Archive for the ‘ boring shoes ’ Category
ooooookay. so apparently christian louboutin has abandoned his roots and a very successful history of super hot stiletto makery to roll this shit off the presses for fall 2010. the shoes are so boring they almost don’t exist. it’s like i’m looking at nothing. i mean, a shoe in leopard print that has elastic AND a mere [ READ MORE ]
“so there i was. thinking i had really spruced up my l.e.i.s with these flip flops and a shapeless top that ties in the back. then i read this article, you know, the one about the ruffles,” whispers cristina easton. “the embarrassment just poured over me like cold water.” easton gives this confession after reading a new study [ READ MORE ]
“crystal, why can’t i wear these? not even to work? you know, with my banana slacks?” “no.” “why not?” “because 1,000 babies will die.” “what? but i like the toe. it looks professional.” “do you like the blade heel?” “the what? is that what it’s called? well i suppose i-” “shut the FUCK up. SHUT! the FUCK! UP! you’re taking a shit on personal [ READ MORE ]