Archive for the ‘ boots ’ Category
shitty beadwork ahoy! few things in this world can manage to wrench an audible “sheesh” out of me. and this fall 2010 boot lineup from chanel is one of them. these shoes remind me of a horrible midriff scrunchie tee i used to wear in junior high that would always get me in trouble with [ READ MORE ]
i can only think of one practical use for these. you ready? okay so you’re in mexico, right? and someone breaks into your house in a murderous and potentially burglarous rage. you hide behind the drapes. IT WORKS. cause the murglars would be all like, “oh let’s grab this mexican flatscreen but if you see somebody kill them” and they’d scan [ READ MORE ]
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
viktor and rolf’s father, a famous cast iron waffle iron maker, dreamed one day his sons would take over the family business. his sons dreamed of careers in fashion design and a life bigger than a small town economically supported by waffle iron makery could afford. so one day they left. they became very successful [ READ MORE ]
ooooookay. so apparently christian louboutin has abandoned his roots and a very successful history of super hot stiletto makery to roll this shit off the presses for fall 2010. the shoes are so boring they almost don’t exist. it’s like i’m looking at nothing. i mean, a shoe in leopard print that has elastic AND a mere [ READ MORE ]
i think all old nasty cougs should be marked with this symbol. why should they be marked? for the safety of your friend’s and family’s sons. especially those who are employed as pool boys, gardeners, and plumbers. they deserve to hear a metaphorical gunshot before they’re hit (up) by a predatory old hag who spends [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
cacharel has created these, if i may be so uncreative, super stupid boots for spring 2010. a boot one thinks they need but cannot afford, and once they can afford it, they no longer need. probably due to improved taste and increased options. though they would look great filled with flowers in babs’s guest room. right [ READ MORE ]
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing [ READ MORE ]
because it’s so difficult to actually put socks on. and also because red mary janes shoes really go with tall basketball socks. because those items should be paired together. i know. let’s make it permanent. and rubber. (shoe suggestion by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]