Archive for the ‘ bedazzler ’ Category
the dsquared label is gonna need a little more than these bone thin stilettos if they expect to hunker down for winter with any sort of seriousness. these shoes will make little more than a thin soup. a thin soup i say! but more importantly this shoe brings to light my serious hate of swarovski crystals. [ READ MORE ]
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
i think all old nasty cougs should be marked with this symbol. why should they be marked? for the safety of your friend’s and family’s sons. especially those who are employed as pool boys, gardeners, and plumbers. they deserve to hear a metaphorical gunshot before they’re hit (up) by a predatory old hag who spends [ READ MORE ]
cacharel has created these, if i may be so uncreative, super stupid boots for spring 2010. a boot one thinks they need but cannot afford, and once they can afford it, they no longer need. probably due to improved taste and increased options. though they would look great filled with flowers in babs’s guest room. right [ READ MORE ]
this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
not. go to trade school. or rather gay school. billy, obviously a young gay, will never make it as a designer with this kind of work. but that won’t stop older male designers from “taking billy under their wing” and showing him a “thing or two”. such as expanding his material sources beyond bead it! and his [ READ MORE ]