Archive for the ‘ animal shoes ’ Category
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
hey shoes did you know there are people out there who are that thin because they’re actually starving? god i hate shoes like this. like, “oh i’m so fabulous and look at how rich i am with my all my jewels and my surprisingly heavy bank card.” fuck you bone thin shoes. i’m going to [ READ MORE ]
wow. my only hope is that sarah jessica parker or tori spelling buy these to complete the picture. or maybe the picture would only be completed if i could get a fake moustache and poncho, break into a celebrity halloween party and stand next to them all night getting candid photos. not only would it complete [ READ MORE ]
“i’m just not sure those shoes are going to change the fact that gerald doesn’t ever want to have children josephine. i’m just not sure those shoes are the answer. or any sort of medicine for that matter.” “he’ll come around.” “no. he won’t. and i think that’s why you’re having anxiety about this marriage.” “what anxiety?” “josephine. the [ READ MORE ]
the secret’s out. a new product on the market has mountain and rock climbers alike clammering to get their hands on it. no longer must humans use expensive REI equipment to try and compete with mother nature’s best climbers. at least not now that Hooves, Inc. has finally cracked the genetic sequence that makes mountain goats [ READ MORE ]
sometimes in the middle of my rushed and busy day, when i’ve been all over town and i’m once again saying that classic phrase to myself, “why can’t i find a leather parrot stitched onto a bright teal blue bootie? how hard can it be?” then i slap myself plumb on the forehead, look into camera number one and [ READ MORE ]
many expected 23 year old Project Runway winner Christian Siriano to bring a fresh, young perspective to the fashion world. few expected his influence to be so young that it included characters from Nintendo games. “i’ve always been inspired by koopas,” says Siriano, “i thought, why not the king? plus bowser’s fierce.” the shoes were receiving [ READ MORE ]
the extreme height and fur detailing of this nicholas kirkwood fall 2009 bootie will most likely be viewed as limiting features for most high fashion customers. but there will always be those who embrace eclectic fashion and find a place for it in their lives. for instance, on the icy planet of hoth hans solo cut this shoe open [ READ MORE ]
next time you’re on a terrible first date, instead of having your friend text you in the middle with a fake emergency, just slip these babies into your purse before you enter uncharted man territory. at the first sign of trouble just get your secret weapons out of your purse and put them on. make [ READ MORE ]