Archive for the ‘ animal shoes ’ Category
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
not the first mouse themed ballerina flat from marc jacobs, but perhaps (we can only hope), the last. i hope the woman who buys these doesn’t expect any sympathy for her red throbbing toes when she comes home after a long day full of people violently stomping on her feet. assault? hardly. you put a [ READ MORE ]
so the artist iris schieferstein is apparently trying to express that taxidermy, and the violence that goes with it, is ironic because the animal lives on forever through its death/shortened life??? whatever it is, you’ve really got to check this out. the bitch is obviously crazy. i am imagining she gets super fucked up on drugs [ READ MORE ]
glue is not a license. period. i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore. i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all. because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.” but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
hey shoes did you know there are people out there who are that thin because they’re actually starving? god i hate shoes like this. like, “oh i’m so fabulous and look at how rich i am with my all my jewels and my surprisingly heavy bank card.” fuck you bone thin shoes. i’m going to [ READ MORE ]
wow. my only hope is that sarah jessica parker or tori spelling buy these to complete the picture. or maybe the picture would only be completed if i could get a fake moustache and poncho, break into a celebrity halloween party and stand next to them all night getting candid photos. not only would it complete [ READ MORE ]
“i’m just not sure those shoes are going to change the fact that gerald doesn’t ever want to have children josephine. i’m just not sure those shoes are the answer. or any sort of medicine for that matter.” “he’ll come around.” “no. he won’t. and i think that’s why you’re having anxiety about this marriage.” “what anxiety?” “josephine. the [ READ MORE ]
the secret’s out. a new product on the market has mountain and rock climbers alike clammering to get their hands on it. no longer must humans use expensive REI equipment to try and compete with mother nature’s best climbers. at least not now that Hooves, Inc. has finally cracked the genetic sequence that makes mountain goats [ READ MORE ]