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BLEEDING WITH SARCASM –> somewhere between x-men fanatics and furries is apparently a customer base large enough to support this. <– BLEEDING WITH SARCASM for some reason when i look at these shoes i imagine the person wearing them is an emotionally stunted 40 year old man in an old ratty Garfield t-shirt too short for his chili [ READ MORE ]
if this shoe were a man it would be a gay man that hosts a pornographic series entitled, “what is that?” in which straight guys are tricked into having homosexual sex. his catchphrase would be, “what’d you think it was?” (shoe submission by _gfunk) [ READ MORE ]
so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms. it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey. or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox. i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were [ READ MORE ]
this sb skunk dunk comes with a leafy green exterior, stash pocket and the image of a heavy lidded skunk printed on the sole. it is being released by nike in a few days on 4-20. real clever nike. as if people who love to, as i say, “do the weed” aren’t annoying enough, now they get to [ READ MORE ]
i’m not sure how many people in the world are willing to wear a $100 piece of undercooked salmon on their leg but my guess is the number closely resembles zero. fish isn’t hot. people dont’ wear fish. sure they’ll wear a tiger print or a thing covered with snakeskin. they’ll even wear eel or muskrat. [ READ MORE ]
alexander wang makes a shoe for the indecisive animal print slut. you wanna know what hide sluts should wear? the hide of pigs. pigskins. pigs actually like having sex. but instead somewhere along the line skanks decided they would wear the prints of tough chuck norris-like animals who only procreate when necessary. but everyone knows cheetahs and [ READ MORE ]
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
not the first mouse themed ballerina flat from marc jacobs, but perhaps (we can only hope), the last. i hope the woman who buys these doesn’t expect any sympathy for her red throbbing toes when she comes home after a long day full of people violently stomping on her feet. assault? hardly. you put a [ READ MORE ]
so the artist iris schieferstein is apparently trying to express that taxidermy, and the violence that goes with it, is ironic because the animal lives on forever through its death/shortened life??? whatever it is, you’ve really got to check this out. the bitch is obviously crazy. i am imagining she gets super fucked up on drugs [ READ MORE ]
glue is not a license. period. i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore. i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all. because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.” but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, [ READ MORE ]