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mrs. statler and mrs. waldorf talk about the vacation they just shared together. mrs. statler: that was the worst vacation i’ve ever had! mrs. waldorf: it was terrible! mrs. statler: horrendous!… mrs. waldorf: well it wasn’t that bad. mrs. statler: oh, yeah? mrs. waldorf: well, there were parts of it i liked! mrs. statler: well, i liked a lot of it. mrs. waldorf: yeah, it [ READ MORE ]
when you’re wearing these snazzy heels from the DSQUARED2 line, be sure to click your heels together and say, “dsquared” three times. the Canadian twin designers Dean and Dan Caten will appear in your living room, demand manhattans and make fun of what you’re wearing. [ READ MORE ]
many expected 23 year old Project Runway winner Christian Siriano to bring a fresh, young perspective to the fashion world. few expected his influence to be so young that it included characters from Nintendo games. “i’ve always been inspired by koopas,” says Siriano, “i thought, why not the king? plus bowser’s fierce.” the shoes were receiving [ READ MORE ]
Max Azria finally decided to go the “with foreskin” route for this addition to the BCBG Max Azria fall 2009 collection. many Jewish designers have opposed this decision strongly. Marc Jacobs felt the quality of the shoe was comprised. he defended his statement by stating, “circumcised shoes as opposed to uncircumcised shoes tend to last longer.” [ READ MORE ]
if i could choose any shoes i wanted in the world as wardrobe for my currently scripted yet unproduced pornographic filmed entitled “just clownin’ around”, it would be john galliano’s fall 2009 lineup. in the film, clown crazed starlets bib up and get spackled by ill placed lapel flowers then look into the camera with a sultry stare [ READ MORE ]