Archive for the ‘ actually it's fine ’ Category
finally a solution for those who want to hide the ankles that low fat milk has cursed them with. waa waaaaa waaaaaaaaaa. [ READ MORE ]
[john, paul and jesus are hanging out in the kitchen of their humble abode] [john] hey jesus how are things going with adina, that cute little water bearer? [jesus] oh her? i haven’t talked to her in a while. i never really talked to her actually. [john] you should. she just broke up with that soldier. you can’t [ READ MORE ]
mc escher decides to make a shoe. which way does it go? wary be the shoe salesperson trying to put this back in the box. it would be like, straight to the 70s with that person’s mind. if you cross your eyes and put your face very close to the computer screen while looking at [ READ MORE ]
balenciaga, who has slowly been profiting from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder since 1937, now openly refuses to acknowledge the validity of the disease. they are claiming their designers are cognizant adults able to make their own decisions in a reasonable amount of time, even if those decisions take months and include combining snowboard parts and more colors than are in [ READ MORE ]
“i’m just not sure those shoes are going to change the fact that gerald doesn’t ever want to have children josephine. i’m just not sure those shoes are the answer. or any sort of medicine for that matter.” “he’ll come around.” “no. he won’t. and i think that’s why you’re having anxiety about this marriage.” “what anxiety?” “josephine. the [ READ MORE ]
say hello to the last pair of shoes you’ll ever have to buy that little brat. i’d like to get a tub of popcorn and a two way mirror and watch that little ingrate just try and get out of this foot straight jacket. you won’t even have to replace them for a bigger size as he gets older, because [ READ MORE ]
this shoe doesn’t care what you think of it. so beware before you sass this shoe about its three tongues because imagine the raspberry it could blow on you. you’d smell like spit afterwards that’s for sure. but if you insist on saying something smart-alecky to it, the silver lining is that it can’t actually talk back. i [ READ MORE ]
mrs. statler and mrs. waldorf talk about the vacation they just shared together. mrs. statler: that was the worst vacation i’ve ever had! mrs. waldorf: it was terrible! mrs. statler: horrendous!… mrs. waldorf: well it wasn’t that bad. mrs. statler: oh, yeah? mrs. waldorf: well, there were parts of it i liked! mrs. statler: well, i liked a lot of it. mrs. waldorf: yeah, it [ READ MORE ]
when you’re wearing these snazzy heels from the DSQUARED2 line, be sure to click your heels together and say, “dsquared” three times. the Canadian twin designers Dean and Dan Caten will appear in your living room, demand manhattans and make fun of what you’re wearing. [ READ MORE ]
many expected 23 year old Project Runway winner Christian Siriano to bring a fresh, young perspective to the fashion world. few expected his influence to be so young that it included characters from Nintendo games. “i’ve always been inspired by koopas,” says Siriano, “i thought, why not the king? plus bowser’s fierce.” the shoes were receiving [ READ MORE ]