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bally makes $800 hobo knapsack.

  • June 14th, 2010
  • Posted in a tiny bow . ugly shoes

yeah this might be okay if it was firmly fastened to the end of a hobo’s stick.  and that hobo was on a refrigerated boxcar on a train headed north. [ READ MORE ]

hooded shoe fails to astound me, avenge me, or rescue me

  • June 1st, 2010
  • Posted in a tiny bow . confusing shoes . shoes for clowns . ugly shoes

velcro miu miu?  really?  these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once.  and they look a fool doing it.  a fool i tell you! god i just can’t get over that velcro.  did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?”  or maybe, [ READ MORE ]

a tiny bow

  • February 6th, 2010
  • Posted in a tiny bow . ugly foot model . ugly shoes

*points a single index finger in the air*  “christian-”  *fist to mouth*  “christian i just-” the sock is a failed attempt to try and keep that rogue toe/the toe bandit in line.  and god knows i hate a tiny bow.  they look chinsy and stupid.  they are in no way proportionate to a human body and are therefore unable to accent one.  how [ READ MORE ]

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