about: crystal bee
crystal bee has worked in the shoe industry for 6 long years. she used to blog for a shoe company she once worked for in beautiful portland, oregon. they promptly fired her for being “mean spirited”, “too negative” and having a general lack of respect for grammar and punctuation. (who pays any attention to the syntax of things?) so she started her own blog and named it after her wells fargo checking account, hence the name, “bills shoes booze.”
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I LOVE YOU. This is so rad. You are of many talents. Don’t forget to be at the shop at 9 tomorrow, supermodel.
this blog is like SNL’s weekend update for fashon.
You’re way hotter than Seth Meyers though. And I can’t see your self-satisfied smirk after every low blow.
so this site is like rideaccidents.com but for shoes?
holy shit that site reminds me of the bedtime stories my mom used to tell me.
and yes.
Again, youre hilarious.
Love what youre doing.
Sweet site! You should talk about how amazing goldfish are. Big time
you so crazy. is this profile pic supposed to be sexy or wierd or snarky? can’t decide..