whoa. dislike these #shoes.

facebook continues to imitate life.  why am i starting to feel like R.J. MacReady in John Carpenter’s The Thing?  oh wait i know.  because i’m starting to think a parasitic alien life form named facebook attacked and then assimilated all my friends and turned them into asinine streams of 11 word sentences that only LOOK like my friends.  i’m not sure who’s real anymore.  anyone who has been alone with facebook for long periods of time is now suspect of being a mere imitation of themselves.  and who is that?  everyone.

let’s get a few things straight.

facebook is not human interaction.  facebook is not shoes. it can’t hold you or comfort you like people or shoes can.  it’s life reduced in a digital frying to pan to an archaic message board full of grunts and caveman fists beating on chests, potentially being controlled by an invasive life form that wants to turn you into super gross jelly and then reform you into a blander more boring same version of yourself that talks much and does little.  and it also might severe your head from your body, then subsequently grow spider legs and periscope eyes out of it.  both seem equally unappealing and deserving of kurt russell’s torch gun.

(shoe submission by christopher mcconnell)

(blog inspired by rc)

    • John F
    • December 12th, 2010

    Loved this post.

    • Anonymous
    • December 15th, 2010

    It’s starting to get up there with a rap slash R and/or B video with too much collaboration. Adidas? What’s wrong with your solo act? As in. . .being Adidasas’s. You don’t need anybody to help you shine, baby.

    • betholomew
    • December 15th, 2010

    Anonymous is me. Stupid cookie erasures. Cookies go in mouths.

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