so……. what are you selling?

what the fuck are these cats trying to sell me?  there are entirely too many numbers and weaponry-named sandwiches involved.  i have heard this ad at least a dozen times and i still have no idea what it’s trying to tell me.  i think it’s trying to tell me to go to subway and get a five dollar footlong because its menu is a lot less confusing than their competition’s.

however, this ad does compel me to put a bullet in those musketeer cats.  and i would, if i could only remember where to buy a bullet and how much it cost.

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