mexican brocade parade question mark
i can only think of one practical use for these.
you ready?
okay so you’re in mexico, right? and someone breaks into your house in a murderous and potentially burglarous rage. you hide behind the drapes. IT WORKS. cause the murglars would be all like, “oh let’s grab this mexican flatscreen but if you see somebody kill them” and they’d scan the room and be all like – NOPE. cause you’re ankles would be all like day of the dead and our lady guadalupe and shit.
(shoe submission by JB)
I like this one quite a bit.
I’m also pretty sure they match the bathroom tile of any Mexican restaurant town, allowing your legs to be invisible under the stall. People would think the bathroom was haunted by a ghost with IBS. Poopacabra? Yes, they would definately call it a Poopacabra. A Poopacabra with unfinished business.
shit is solid.