snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

this shoe super bugs.  but i have to say, if portland were a shoe it would most definitely be a wooden rollerskate clog unnecessarily adorned with feathers and a brocade border.  this shoe is probably skating down alberta street right now on the feet of a man wearing large black jnco-esque jeans with flames patched onto them and a lot of un-used suspenders hanging down around the legs.  he’s definitely shirtless.  and his girlfriend is probably some filthy whore who thinks knee high striped socks go with everything.  dumb bitch.  probly works at the yarn barn.  god.  p.s. they don’t.

also this shoe looks like boober.