squirrel’s feet finally get attention they deserve question mark
these are real squirrel’s feet available somewhere on regretsy. i don’t remember where exactly because i found this pic a while ago.
pretty fucking gross though.
every time you turned your head those lil’ squirrelly claws would be all like, “heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey” up on your neckbone. sick. i suppose some people might get off on that. most likely witch doctors and old wiccan hags. some old wiccan hag would probably be all like, “not only do they make great earrings but you can also boil them in rat’s blood with some eye of newt. it makes a great aphrodisiac.” fuckin’ hag.
Serves you right, you squirrely squirrels.