i’m going to an oasis concert, what should i wear?
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them.
hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost.
$1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for slutty suburban fare juicy couture boots. rarely does the version that costs two grand look like a knockoff of something you can get at nordstroms or by coming home before curfew for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT.
so how about you jo no fui-ck off. because children are starving. and if you wanna charge that much for shit it better be art. or be able to bring me a drink.
These look curiously like black socks yoked with a leather bridle.
“Woooooaaaaaah Nellie. Whatcha got there? Yur saying thar’s gold in them thar hills?”
These look curiously like black socks yoked with a leather bridle.
“Woooooaaaaah Nellie! Whatcha got thar? Yur sayin’ thar’s gold in them thar hills?”