hooded shoe fails to astound me, avenge me, or rescue me
velcro miu miu? really? these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once. and they look a fool doing it. a fool i tell you!
god i just can’t get over that velcro. did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?” or maybe, “hey listen guys i really need to get to the grocery store and buy a cartload of salami and prosciutto to power my italian-ness, could you guys just *wave the hands* velcro those or something? great thanks.”








MULTIPLE BOWS. so wrong.
“a fool I tell you” – Love it!
Also, the toes remind me of mouse traps.
*aghast*
is that for hiding cankles?