hooded shoe fails to astound me, avenge me, or rescue me

velcro miu miu?  really?  these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once.  and they look a fool doing it.  a fool i tell you!

god i just can’t get over that velcro.  did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?”  or maybe, “hey listen guys i really need to get to the grocery store and buy a cartload of salami and prosciutto to power my italian-ness, could you guys just *wave the hands* velcro those or something?  great thanks.”

    • Jessica Craig
    • June 1st, 2010

    MULTIPLE BOWS. so wrong.

    • Jessyka Williams
    • June 1st, 2010

    “a fool I tell you” – Love it!

    Also, the toes remind me of mouse traps.

    • betholomew
    • June 1st, 2010

    *aghast*

    • Anonymous
    • July 30th, 2010

    is that for hiding cankles?

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