bruno frisoni thinks basic science doesn’t apply to his designs.
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for?
1. walking
2. keeping the soles of our feet covered so that they remain soft
3. allowing us to laugh at feral animals with thick unsightly footpads and say, “nice footpad asshole. hey how about i rip your hide off your ass and use it as shuz?”
and everyone knows that. it’s not up for debate. so what are your shuz for frisoni? what is their function? tripping? looking tarded? ROGER VIVIER INVENTED THE STILETTO YOU ASSHOLE. AND HERE YOU ARE MAKING BLEACHED SUEDE TOUCH THE FILTHY GROUND. NEWTON’S FOURTH LAW. SUEDE AND GROUND CANNOT COME IN CONSTANT CONTACT MOVING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS WITHOUT MANGLING SUEDE. cc-v(Su+Gr) + (a)^2=MANGLED SUEDE. WATCH IT FRISONI.
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I think they made this shoe and hated it so much that they were forced to feed it into the paper shredder, but when it got stuck and they had to spend an hour swearing and playing with the reverse button, they decided to just ship it instead of properly burning it.
Love it.
Hah am I honestly the first reply to this awesome article!?
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i liked this comment quite a bit.
This shoe reminds me of Sam from Today’s Special. One of my favorites, growing up in the 80’s.
http://todays-special.schuminweb.com/images/cast/sam.jpg