grossest song in the entire world

every time this song “carry out” by timbaland, featuring justin timberlake, comes on the radio i am absolutely disgusted.  why?  because it makes me think about fast food and sex at the same time.  this causes me to think of sex as some sort of angioplastic exercise in which an inflated object is trying to force its way through a fat clogged artery.

the worst line in the song is by far – “have it your way foreplay”.  that’s the burger king logo!  i wonder how much they shelled out to have that included.  so besides the disgusting juxtaposition of sex and fast food the entire song is just a poorly disguised commercial which is annoying in its own right.

and what does “take my order cause your body like a carry out” even mean?  your body’s like a carry out?  her body is a rectangular box made of styrofoam or plastic coated cardboard?  well.  justin is known to stick his dick in a box every now and then.

    • betholomew
    • June 1st, 2010

    I get the analogy of food and sex but. . .I always figured it was like strawberries, chocolate, oysters, that kinda shiz. Not something that comes in a greasy bag. Is that what the ladies like now? Gosh, I’ve been married so long, I have no idea.

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