snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this shoe sitting at an IT desk in the basement of my office building.  this shoe is not just an IT guy, it is an asshole IT guy.  the old fashioned, tye dye lovin’, stubborn, RPG addicted (probs makes characters hump), lack of hygiene, snorting, no social skills asshole IT guys.  the one that will do shit to your computer that you didn’t even ask him to do because he and i quote, thinks it’s best.  this often renders your computer useless for a very frustrating 10-35 minute adjustment period.  i’d like to render his face useless.  i guess it pretty much already is though.  can’t get a girl, can’t get a cab, can’t get taken seriously.  he can’t be e-nough of an asshole to keep up with that god given punishment.  he needs an envelope of face money to get a new life started.