snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms.  it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey.  or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox.  i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were already firmly pinned.  let’s not forget about the cows.  pretty sure cows would rather have their skin on their asses rather than stretched over a shoe last with fox tails pinned all over it so a rich lonely housewife can get an afternoon of attention by turning herself into a genu-wine assclown.  she looks ridiculous.  the cow has an uncovered ass.  and there’s at least eight foxes out there without tails.  you can’t just take nature, put it in a salad spinner and then call it $5,000 boots.  put it back where you found it louboutin.