skunk dunk. shit’s dank.
this sb skunk dunk comes with a leafy green exterior, stash pocket and the image of a heavy lidded skunk printed on the sole. it is being released by nike in a few days on 4-20. real clever nike.
as if people who love to, as i say, “do the weed” aren’t annoying enough, now they get to have their own theme shoe. now let me tell you what really bothers me. i imagine that young immature pot smoking teenagers would really love to get their hands on this shoe. their maturity levels are low and weed is still new and exciting for them. but those assholes don’t have any money and their mothers sure as hell won’t be purchasing them.
this leaves with me with only one other, very disturbing conclusion. grown men are buying these. they’re like $300 or something i’m sure. all i’m saying is that’s a lot of domino delivery tips to be blowin’ on a marijuana themed shoe. especially when you already spend your entire paycheck on christmas in vietnam or ganja gonna miss me or clifford the big red dog or whatever else you kids call doobies these days.
(shoe submission by benjamin diggles)
Blueberry Spankatronic
I’m a tad perplexed as to why potheads feel the need to purchase products to express their love of the mj. As if anyone’s ever hesitant to know, by straight-up LOOKING at them, where their interests truly lie.
I mean, I really like eating strawberries but you don’t see me buying up stock in S. Shortcake merch.
“Oh my gawd, you guys, I love strawberries soooooooo much. See? That should really prove my point. Look at this pink-hatted muffett around my neck. Look. Yeah. That’s what’s it’s all about. That’s how I tell people what I’M into.”