snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

whoopdidoo.  you screenprinted shoes on a tank.  good jorb.  i bet the shoes she’s wearing are completely tardo.  and i bet when other women compliment and/or inquire about her shoe tank she says, “oh well thaaaanks.  i just love shoes.  but you sure wouldn’t know it by these beat up things i’m wearing though!!!” then laughs loudly half bent over with mouth open and nose scrunched up.  and then all the other women with beat up crappy shoes laugh too. 

people have no idea how tight and clenched my heart becomes when i hear other women mindlessly utter the words, “i love shoes”.  they don’t know what love is.  they don’t have any idea.  they’re not in love.  they’d shove their feet in anything.  any cheap sleezy okay looking thing that comes along.  whisper, “i love you” in its ear, use it, abuse it and then literally throw it away.  they have never resoled a shoe or gotten in an argument with nob hill shoe repair.  so go ahead ladies - shake your booty throw your hands in the air and sing the word, “taaAAAaarget” as you walk down the street.  see if i care.  but you stop acting like you love shoes.  *chokes up*  because i love shoes.

(garment submission by beth ramsey anderson)