sometimes i think people shouldn’t be free
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing stock of tatooine!
this boot needs to go to hell. now whether that be in a handbasket, riding on the mighty wing of hades, or burdened with unforgivable sins – i don’t care. but it needs to go. the world is pointing to the door. or maybe instead of summoning beezlebub we save ourselves the hassle and just ship all the stock to tatooine. because i think becoming the house shoe of an elderly female tuskan raider actually qualifies as a form of hell. i could be wrong but…
(shoe submission by paris hughes and betholomew)
It looks like you are trying to ‘hide’ the cast that covers your broken foot :/
I’m pretty sure that model is attempting to shake them off. To no avail.