Archive for March, 2010
chatroulette.com is a new website where you can randomly chat via web cams with strangers all over the world. or watch them dance as in the photo above. after you go to the site and hit “play” it instantly hooks you up with a random web cam. there is a “next” button if you wish to randomly switch [ READ MORE ]
it’s really important to not let anyone know you’re wearing rainboots. it’s also important that they have laces. because without the need for laces all of the parts of the boot might actually be physically attached to each other and therefore not able to let rain in. and if you’re not letting any rain in, [ READ MORE ]
so. this rules. axe cop is my new favorite thing in the entire universe. it’s about a cop with an axe who occasionally rides dinosaurs with machine gun arms. and better yet the story for each episode of the comic is created by malachai nicolle, a five year old. once malachai fabricates the plot, the [ READ MORE ]
who did this? who is responsible for this? i swear to fucking god. i hope the chinese factory you neglected to order a quality check sample from fucks up your shipment and you end up sitting on 24,000 one eyed bears that live in shoes. can’t use ‘em for firewood. [ READ MORE ]
i’m going to be honest with you. this does take some of the magic out of cinderella for me. imagining her poor dirty housemaid’s feet shoved into inflexible glass shoe forms. gross. right? i bet they looked like ass. they always leave the “bleeding like a faucet and hunchback-like limping” part out of her grand entrance into [ READ MORE ]
no really. what is it? please explain the jimlar corporation’s billion dollar success while you stroke your boot in front of your shitty camcorder and your undeserved collection of fryes. [ READ MORE ]