Archive for March, 2010
thought you weren’t taking any calls lady gaga. thought you were up in that club. married to dance. turns out no. you’re in a subpar interview with a too hip couch sportin’ half lavender hair. but i can see where the inspiration for the song came from. what with a phone hat ‘n’ all. i bet [ READ MORE ]
so, if your roommate has a half drunk gallon of milk, that’s expiring today, can you drink some? i mean – *uncontrollable snorting* - what are they planning to make a milk pie? i already drank it. sorry dan. or maybe adam. i think it was dan’s. it was months ago so….. [ READ MORE ]
this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
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whoopdidoo. you screenprinted shoes on a tank. good jorb. i bet the shoes she’s wearing are completely tardo. and i bet when other women compliment and/or inquire about her shoe tank she says, “oh well thaaaanks. i just love shoes. but you sure wouldn’t know it by these beat up things i’m wearing though!!!” then laughs loudly half bent over [ READ MORE ]
this model has a huge dump in her pants and is missing at least one toe from her left foot. but i digress. this shoe makes your ankle and foot look like a full blown sith lord. these shoes could not, however, choke me to death telekinetically and are therefore a pathetic farse for one. unfortunately, i have [ READ MORE ]
mr. diggles is my new favorite blog. it has a good variety of music, interesting/funny stuff found on the web, good old fashioned clowning and of course, conspiracy theories. but i think my favorite part about his blog is the positive vibe about it. he supports local hosting, hates pollution, plugs the many projects of his friends and just seems [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
the last time i saw someone wearing a garbage bag was when missy elliot drove a cadiallac escalade power wheels type device on stage at the 2006 mtv music awards. not usually too commonplace to be seen wearing a garbage bag is what i’m trying to say here. but i suppose if you put a [ READ MORE ]
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]