snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

this model has a huge dump in her pants and is missing at least one toe from her left foot.  but i digress.  this shoe makes your ankle and foot look like a full blown sith lord.  these shoes could not, however, choke me to death telekinetically and are therefore a pathetic farse for one.

unfortunately, i have no idea who the designer is.  there is a good chance it’s a portland art institute student’s senior project entitled “hoodies for feet”.  recycled garbage bag hoodies to keep your ankles dry and in style.  or i have an idea, instead of creating an elaborate hoodie/emergency rain poncho to keep your ankle dry, you could like, i don’t know, just wear regular god damn shoes?  shuz.