snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

thought you weren’t taking any calls lady gaga.  thought you were up in that club.  married to dance.  turns out no.  you’re in a subpar interview with a too hip couch sportin’ half lavender hair.  but i can see where the inspiration for the song came from.  what with a phone hat ‘n’ all.  i bet her prankster friends would call her during the interview and her head would ring and she would have to be like, “oh excuse me sorry i have to get this.  it’s probly my sister.  she’s pregnant.”  *covers giant phone with relatively small hand*  “hello?  seriously?  i’m in an interview you guys.  no.  i know.  I KNOW.  shutup you know they make me dress like this.  okay seriously i have to go.  sorry about that.”