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A creeping sobriety just woke you from your pot induced nap, but oh it’s late, and those heavy curtains you installed to keep even the sunniest of days from interrupting your 5 hour Nazi Zombie sessions are really making it dark. Where the hell is your bong? Well, inside your stoner brain you know that your bong is within reaching distance of your couch, after all, you haven’t left your couch (or your bong) for at least three days.  But, you also know that within that same four feet is a halo of half-eaten Chipotle burritos, beer caps, Guitar Hero controllers, a dis-assembled airsoft gun, and your laptop. One misstep and that Chipotle burrito is going to be soaked in bong water, and your breakfast is ruined.  So, how do you navigate such a treacherous minefield of sharp bits of pot head refuse in complete darkness? Alas! You fell asleep wearing your Illum sandals from Teva!  These babies come equipped with an LED flashlight so even the most lethargic and ketamine addled college hopeful can navigate the most dank and cluttered of living rooms. So sit-up stoner buddy! This is your time to shine!

(blog by dan bee)