i’m short. boo hoo.
bugarri shoes have created an entire line of men and women’s shoes that have hidden lifted insoles so the person wearing them can seem up to four inches taller than they really are. these short people, otherwise known as liars, walk amongst us as though they were one to four inches taller than they really are. we’ve no way to identify them other than their smug faces and their freakishly short arms. these bugarri customers are just out there walking around. asking out women who are potentially, entire inches taller than them. and why are women wearing these? ever heard of high heels? plus they make your calves look better and your butt protrude more. what? they do.
hey lord farquaads why don’t you just show off your heels like a man?
My entire childhood was spent doing that dance in my dads old green suede platform shoes that I found in the attic.
What ever happened to Pee Wee?
…..life was so much simpler then (heavy sigh)