i guess i just don’t see it

i’m going to be honest with you.  this does take some of the magic out of cinderella for me.  imagining her poor dirty housemaid’s feet shoved into inflexible glass shoe forms.  gross.  right?  i bet they looked like ass.  they always leave the “bleeding like a faucet and hunchback-like limping” part out of her grand entrance into the ballroom.  she should have stayed where she belonged.  with those mice.  poor dirty bitch.

 

    • Anonymous
    • March 2nd, 2010

    This is an extremely failed attempt at bringing back Jellies.

    When will people realize shoes were invented so I don’t have to look at your gross-ass feet.

    • Jessyka
    • March 2nd, 2010

    Amen! I can tell by looking at your shoes whether or not they are uncomfortable/excrutiatingly painful. I don’t need to see you bloody, mangled and crowded toes as proof.

    • admin
    • March 2nd, 2010

    jellies came back two years ago actually. i totally bought this cheap pair (from NYLA) just to add to my collection.

    • KatyL
    • March 2nd, 2010

    Those shoes are gross plus that lady needs to cut her toenails. How can you avoid contact with unattractive men by using the line, “Excuse me, I cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood.” when he can see right into your shoe?

  1. http://www.atithithefilm.com/?gclid=CLCQ66KqnqACFQmfnAodGRd6eQ

    this is a link to the ads that come up on your site where im from. wtf

    • crystal bee
    • March 3rd, 2010

    haha! i love it!

    • luz
    • March 4th, 2010

    Feet are disgusting, I’d rather not look at them.

    • Anonymous
    • March 4th, 2010

    I used to wear Jellies instead of those water socks my mum always forced me to wear in the river.

    “You’ll cut yer foot, Beth. And when you wear your glass slippers, everyone’s gonna know!”

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