hi i’m a 1980s jessica mcclintock dress how are you
this is what this shoe would say.
you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is an out of date shoe some lazy fucking designer pulled out of their ass and called vintage inspired. *cough cough* lanvin! *cough cough*
simply bedazzling.
That shoe has scabies.