snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

and people wonder why little dogs are so bitchy.  mr. bouvier or crackers or whoever in the picture above is nothing less than a prisoner.  he’s spent most of his young life watching judi dench movie marathons and soaking up the lonely matronly tears of the old.  “thanks mom for buying me this three hundred dollar cage.  yeah thanks for the air holes.  oh you want to go to cold water creek for four hours?  let’s do it.  no really i’d love to.  they’ll probably have gotten something in since yesterday.”  that’s what he’d say alright.  also.