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that star looks real pointy.  this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection.  if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off.  and once the picture is taken what does the star do?  i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do.  it doesn’t collapse into a small nylon sack that you can slip under your seat at the grammys.  can she even sit down in that dress?  they should just put her up on a pole to keep hollywood crows away.