Archive for March, 2010
has anyone seen trixie? yeah we’re trying shoot the snake heels? hello? hey you seen trixie? [ READ MORE ]
and people wonder why little dogs are so bitchy. mr. bouvier or crackers or whoever in the picture above is nothing less than a prisoner. he’s spent most of his young life watching judi dench movie marathons and soaking up the lonely matronly tears of the old. “thanks mom for buying me this three hundred [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
cacharel has created these, if i may be so uncreative, super stupid boots for spring 2010. a boot one thinks they need but cannot afford, and once they can afford it, they no longer need. probably due to improved taste and increased options. though they would look great filled with flowers in babs’s guest room. right [ READ MORE ]
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing [ READ MORE ]
alexander wang makes a shoe for the indecisive animal print slut. you wanna know what hide sluts should wear? the hide of pigs. pigskins. pigs actually like having sex. but instead somewhere along the line skanks decided they would wear the prints of tough chuck norris-like animals who only procreate when necessary. but everyone knows cheetahs and [ READ MORE ]
old jelly legs up there never stops workin’ that pole. and she’s doing it without toes. an inspiration to all of us really. and we have toes. makes you think. (shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
dan bee is now a guest blogger on billsshoesbooze. his first entry, it’s 4:19am, do you know where your bong is?, can be read below. [ READ MORE ]
A creeping sobriety just woke you from your pot induced nap, but oh it’s late, and those heavy curtains you installed to keep even the sunniest of days from interrupting your 5 hour Nazi Zombie sessions are really making it dark. Where the hell is your bong? Well, inside your stoner brain you know that [ READ MORE ]
bugarri shoes have created an entire line of men and women’s shoes that have hidden lifted insoles so the person wearing them can seem up to four inches taller than they really are. these short people, otherwise known as liars, walk amongst us as though they were one to four inches taller than they really are. we’ve no way to [ READ MORE ]