snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

these shoes are from christopher “candy” kane’s spring 2010 line.  reviews have varied widely.  the members of the popular children’s board game candy land all put in their two cents.  lord licorice announced publicly that he finds the style ”sickeningly sweet” and will most likely not buy a pair because they don’t come in either red or black.  queen frostine replied, “pardon my lord, but we’re not all into the john galliano look.  so why don’t you go find jack sparrow and you two can talk to inanimate objects about fashion all night long.  the shoes are FAB-ulous.”  princess lolly was spotted wearing a pair in pink on the red carpet for the release of the board game’s latest edition.  gloppy the molasses monster was asked to use the back entrance as cleaning the carpet is incredibly difficult, but when asked about the shoes he said they were “just fine”.   gramma nut feels that these shoes are a health hazard because they are obviously encouraging “the kids” to mouth heels which are most likely coated in bacteria filled soil and bits of feces.  she also says she’s no pathologist, but come on.