snarky portland blogger clowns world.

spring and summer 2010 is upon us.  and what has chanel brought us – more fall pumps.  like they always do.  yeah we’ll throw some confetti and blow a kazoo.  but we all know what’s coming.  a lot of ornate hardware and way too many fasteners.  every fucking year chanel.  in the photo above, it looks like a tiny parasitic laura bush is attached to the model’s foot.  oh, and i heard if you spend over $10,000 at the chanel store this year they’ll put a complimentary chastity belt on your eldest daughter’s hoo ha that only comes off with the swipe of a black credit card and a good family name.