*loud negative buzzer sound*

nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease. this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack. 30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age. i guess it might be hot in some sort of large white panties sort of way. and also some sort of spaghetti spilled down front of floral dress paired with black brandless sneakers waiting for the bus stop sort of way. *many short bursts of loud negative buzzer sound* or maybe one of those ladies who wears victorian period theatre costume rentals like they’re regular clothes. those bitches gotta stop. they’re always walking around downtown covered in a mountain of lace never looking ahead always looking around to see who is watching them because they are living in a self starred fantasy world. at least spaghetti lady keeps her eyes straight ahead and only talks to herself.

The first model is too modeley. The second one’s got it down, though, with the cankles.