checkered flags? more like red flags.
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has-
nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking goats (these shoes aren’t nice enough to be cow leather) left and right just because you got fucked up on moonshine and had a dream ’bout how you should make up sum o’ dem ladies shuz. there is also no way a man, nascar fan or not, could find a woman more attractive because she has donned these shoes. once a woman older than 20 years of age is identified with nascar everyone will know her entire relationship history. she was divorced at an early age but remarried soon thereafter (most likely to her father’s sweet but creepy long time best friend) and that babies abound. in other words, bitch is not available. it speaks to me more loudly than a wedding ring on an anatomical left ring finger because not only are you obviously married, but your husband has a shotgun collection. sexy question mark.
NASCAR shouldn’t even make NASCAR.
that second shoe doesnt look much like anything to do with nascar. in fact it looks like an orca. you know, killer whales. the kind that will pluck an innocent victim from their perch, crush them and drown them. well i guess its makes perfect sense after all. killer whales. *snort*