arrest my heart
even ugly bitches can stop traffic in these. and who knows what the hell they’ll stop it for. cookies? oprah? to read you a chapter out of the latest twilight? to tell you they’ll do some of those things other girls won’t do followed by a very obvious wink. *shudder*
let’s make it a real team effort to ensure these prototypes never make it to production. i can’t help but imagine a zombie army full of overweight housewives wearing these while wandering through the streets kind of drunk, just lookin’ for cars, shards of funyuns escaping their lips as they yell, “hey ssccchhtoop!” and when this happens, the united states will finally fall from the thread from which it has hung so long. the crooked fashion police will take this country down. honestly, i’ll probably fare well during this high heeled takeover as i can wear high heels longer than anyone and will be the last woman standing in these cop shoes, bossing everyone around. will the power go to my head? will i be benevolent? well. maybe you should all keep that in mind the next time you see me. careful steppin’ if i were you.
(shoe submitted by both benjamin diggles and keri chang)
The fronts look kind of like legos.
wary the john who propositions a street walker without noticing that she is wearing a debadged version of this heel with tinted lights… Ready to stuff the strong foot of the law up yer ass.
beth. the comment name slot on my home computer is still prepended with the name, “Barfolomew”. this leaves us with few options as to who your slanderous counterpart is.
i can wear high heels just as long as you. cagney and lacey but for shuz
I wish I’d written that.
It reminded me of a Ginger Bread house. But with no ginger bread and in the shape of a shoe and instead of candy the artist used martial law trinkets.
Actually that makes no sense at all.
Not going to lie, I would love to see my lady in those in a cop outfit. I would let her bash my skull in and throw me in the drunk tank – like over and over. But that’s just the Tiger in me talkin’.
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