america’s #1 fetus cookie cutter
as if there were a #2. and the theme song leaves something to be desired. but i’ll tell you what, i’ve got a cupboard full of cookie cutters that don’t even have theme songs. what my other cookie cutters do have going for them, however, are full-bodied symmetrical outlines which prevent burnt little arms and legs from ruining all the hard work you just spent making fetus cookies. maybe the woman making the cookies was in her late 30s or early 40s. maybe that’s why she burnt them and messed them all up.
I must have this.
Can’t wait to get some creme filling and fuse two together like a sammich. No one should have to eat a half-baby.
unlike the woman cooking, when this cookie comes out half baked, at least you have the option to shove it back in the oven
So, whoud youdip the fetus cookie in milk? Im pretty sure that’s not Kosher.
typos abound.
I know what to get Luz for her birthday.
Edelweiss? Seriously?
the little burnt ones. fetal bites…more like fatal bits. heh *snort* heh, heh